If you could think of a list of “dream jobs”, getting paid to smoke high-quality weed all day would probably be pretty high up there. Well now that dream could be a reality for a few lucky potheads!
A National Research Center has been commissioned by the National Institute of Drug Abuse to do research on the effects that marijuana use has on the body. In total, there will be six research facilities opening up nationwide. Weed smokers, will be given various pot products including edibles, hash and high quality buds to smoke in order to see how the plant effects things motivations levels and work ethic.
“DO YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA? HAVE YOU USED IN THE PAST 30 DAYS? IF SO, AND YOU ARE 18 TO 50 YEARS OLD, YOU MAY QUALIFY FOR A RESEARCH STUDY EVALUATING THE EFFECTS OF MARIJUANA ON THE BODY.”
“This is one of the first, very promising studies, that will finally reveal the answer of the age old prejudice that marijuana smokers are ‘Just Lazy’,” Michael Gregory, a lead researcher on the project said. “It’s an exciting new study that may endorse the legality of marijuana.” Each participant will be required to stay at the facility for six months, while doing various chores such as cleaning, reading, and watching TV, as they are evaluated by medical staff. Researchers are hoping to gather over 300 recruits into their facilities to begin this study.”
Where do we sign up???
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